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The Rope Store front on a dusty street, rope coiled by the door

General goods for the recently wrecked

Rope Store

$ROPE

Buy the rope. Hope it snaps.

Established after a bad week

Get the rope.

Every trader has typed it. A red candle, a blown stop, a top bought with both hands, and somebody in the chat says it: get the rope.

Deacon Wick heard it enough times that he stopped laughing and started stocking. Most folks say it as a joke. Here it is inventory.

The store sells one thing. Rope. Coiled in barrels, stacked on the counter, hung by the door. It does not come in colors. It does not go on sale. It is priced in $ROPE, because what else would it be priced in.

Deacon Wick behind the counter, showing a coiled rope on the wall

Around the store

The regulars

Proprietor

Deacon Wick

Sells rope. Has sold rope a long time. Has never once looked surprised about it. Reads out who bought, who held and who got wrecked like the morning prices, in the same voice.

Customer

Bagholder Ezra

First in line every morning. Poncho, cracked boots, wallet on a tether and the tether on a hitching post, all three of them shaking. Buys a rope. Says it is the last one.

Out back

The Ol' Hangin' Tree

Four branches, one opinion. Groans when a rope holds. Cheers when one snaps. The only thing in town that gets excited, and it is a tree.

Pinned by the door

The wanted wall

Deacon keeps a board of the store's best customers. Nobody is getting a reward. They already paid.

Wanted

Wrecked

The Top Buyer

Bought the exact top. With both hands. Then bought more to lower his average.

Wanted

Wrecked

The Leverage Kid

Rode a hundred times his stack into a two-cent wick. Horse came back. He did not.

Wanted

Wrecked

The Iron Grip

Held all the way down. Still holding. Nobody at the store has the heart to ask him why.

Wanted

Wrecked

The Blind Aper

Bought the contract before reading it. Reads them now. Mostly the ones at the store.